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Archive for 24/08/2009
Hedgehogs: Why Can’t They Just Share The Hedge?
24/08/2009 by admin.
“Hedgehogs: why can’t they just share the hedge?”
The amusing question has been voted the funniest joke at this year’s Edinburgh Fringe Festival. The winning joke was by the comedian Dan Antopolski from his ‘Silent but Deadly’ performance. Its another example in our Watch relating to Hedgehogs - a way of describing Hertfordshire folk as captured in our novel.
If that wasn’t enough of a coincidence, the runner-up was a joke by Paddy Lennox about a chicken and an egg - a subject on which Malachi speculated in our novel. the joke goes: “I was watching the London Marathon and saw one runner dressed as a chicken and another runner dressed as an egg. I thought: ‘This could be interesting’.”
Environmental chaos is no laughing matter of course as the forest fires outside of Athens illustrate but we go to any lengths to make our point! One of Sarah’s favourite jokes is “Why don’t polar bears eat penguins? Because they can’t get the wrappers off.”
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